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| Westlife: Bumfluffed
eunuchs prostituting themselves for art |
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| Westlife manager
Louis Walsh has said today that the entire band have cancelled
all appearances and shows to shack up together inside a giant
mirrored 'bubble-house'. Band members Bryan McFadden and Shane
Filan have refused any further contact with the outside world. |
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| Mr. Walsh made the
comment in an interview with Smash Hits magazine - in which he
said the band have been planning this from day one. |
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| "They've always
talked about it.. living inside a reflective ball. There they
can just sit down, chill out and stare at their reflections of
themselves. The mirrored structure will allow infinite
reflections to be made with them in the centre. That's really
all they've ever wanted to do. And now they can." |
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| He also said he was
unimpressed by the band's last album, Home to House, saying the
theme of affordable home improvements was wrong for a boy band
to take on. |
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| "Young girls are
just not interested in embedded lighting effects" he said,
"They far prefer squealing prepubescent boys harking on
about eternal love and other codswallop." |