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Turning fact into fiction and back again
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Sharon caught using 'Palestine'
in game of Scrabble
Saddam asks Iraqis to bury fart gas
Bush adopts radical new foreign policy
Commuters asked to walk faster
Disposable Kylies to hit shops
Officer worker successfully imitates modem