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| Hear'Say are hoping
to find at least another hundred members to join |
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| A hundred new members
for Hear'Say will be introduced to the world today after a
second round of auditions held over the weekend. Nearly 250
hopefuls applied for the coverted positons. |
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| The new members will
join the existing four band members to form a 104 body rotation
scheme for the band. This new direction is to maintain media
interest beyond the anticipated two week scope that has been
predicted by pop history experts. |
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| "This is an
ideal move for us. Many were predicting that we had someone
specific in mind but because of our media-friendly blandness we
thought we could employ pretty much anybody - as long as they
were reasonably bland themselves." said band member Noel
Sullivan this morning. "We're defiitely not looking for
anyone with character or personality." |
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| The vacancy
arose over the hot-heated class by Kym Marsh and
Myleeneee Klass. Since the split Kym has changed her
mind and re-auditioned herself for her own job only to
be turned away in the first round.
"She's got a face
like a constipated ass", said the blonde one,
"and she never had the lifelong commitment that we
all have to the band." |
Marsh: Butcher's chops |
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A special saturday morning TV special
will introduce the new one hundred members to the viewing public.
The programme hosted by three pairs of Ant & Decs is expected
to run for three consecutive days.
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