The effect on MPs is
unknown but experts say give it a go
An internal report published
today by the Government's Drugs Select Committee has suggested
that Parliament itself take lots of drugs and see what
Their data has shown that for every
MP's correct decision taken four wrong decisions are made by other
MPs. Whereas stoned kids make only 30 percent of wrong decisions.
Based on this understanding it is expected that if MPs were
permanmently high as kites then their improvement should increase
by up to 300%.
scences, New Labour has endorsed the report but officially
the stance on cannabis is still the same: "it's good
sh#t but go to Amsterdam if you want some.. or
Was this man chuffing on the
In a trial run, all
press engagements and select committee meetings will be
performed under a heavy sweet cloud of the heavenly bud.
We're not saying anything...
Prime minister's Question Time is
already performed under the influence of the righteous herb and
many MPs have already stated how it improves the discussion.
"Before we would just yell at
the opposition, throw some paper around and go 'Raghh!", said
Liberal Democrat Charles Kennedy. "Now we just argue who's
going to pay for the pizza."