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| Britney's videos are
usually a lot flashier but this one stinks |
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| A home video
featuring condensed tenny pop icon Britney Spears and her tosser
boyfriend Justin Timberlake, stolen in a burglary last month,
has been described as "boring". |
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| Police in Florida,
who viewed the video repeatedly before returning it, said there
was nothing exciting about its contents. |
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Don't you just want to slap the
bland tramp? |
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| "The tapes were
very boring," said Okaloosa County sheriff's spokesman Rick
Hord, "They do get it on but who wants to see these
fluffed-up annoying brats rut away for 180 minutes?" |
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| He said officers who
viewed the video said it contained shots of their holiday in
Destin, Florida but dissapointingly contained "no
money shots". |
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When asked if all copies had been
returned he said, "No, of course not. We're not daft you
know."
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| All
apologies |
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| Four teenagers were
arrested over the 22 September break-in. |
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| One suspect was
reportedly copying the video when the sheriff's deputies
arrested him. |
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| Mr Hord said the copy
was destroyed and the original returned to Spears. |
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| Destin Mayor Ken
Beaird sent Spears flowers and a letter of apology after the
break-in, asking the singer to visit Destin again. |
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| "I just wanted
them to know that we're all very shocked about what's happened
here" he said, adding that he was not surprised by the
surge of britney-based tourists. |
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| Meanwhile, a deal for
new video games featuring Spears has been signed with the first
games out in the Spring. |
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| Video game publishers
THQ has signed the deal with the singer's licensing company,
Britney Brands. "It's Britney hunting down Billy Ray Cyrus
through the ten levels of hell as we know it. Should be
good.", says THQ HQ's VC. |