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Capricon
22 December - 20 January |
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| It is a time of transformation and preparing for a new journey this year. Try and make that ugly mug of yours even uglier. You may find yourself seeking out a new career. Positive changes in your home environment could find the numbers of folks residing there changing. Yes, squatters at the door. Be willing to begin to study in order to achieve your inner dreams. Higher education and publishing play an important role this year. Do you want fries with that? |
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Aquarius
21 January - 19 February |
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| If dreams come true, they will for you. Only joking. This is the year when you finally begin to understand your place in the big picture. And guess what? It's nothing. You will find yourself establishing greater independence without a roof. And, you are going to like it. New friends will enter your world. Your sense of being restricted by family is going to be ended and you will have a new opportunity to travel and see the world. You will discover new gifts that you never realized where a part of your abilities. Yes, you get the sack and lose your house all coming next week. |
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Pisces
20 February - 20 March |
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| Your sense of freedom and accomplishment begin to be clearer this year. You will find yourself proud of your tenacity and holding on when others told you to give up. Relationships become stronger. Some close friends will find wedding bells ringing. Others will see the end of one relationship and the beginning of another. The point is that relationship becomes more important in helping you define yourself more clearly. Expect a sudden offer that will sweep you off your feet. Basically, all around you people are shagging except you. |
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Aries
21 March - 20 April |
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| Ring out the old in order to ring in the new is your clue for this year. Letting go of false expectations will lead you to greater heights of success in business and in relationships. You can make major progress this year if you are willing to reinvent yourself. Take classes. Visit museums. Choose a guru. Go to counseling. Join a support group. Begin to expand your horizon so that you may take advantage of your advantages. Don't let fear keep you from choosing to move to a new home or a new job. But be quick, 'cos you've got throat cancer and it's going to activate itself big time next Thursday. |
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Taurus
21 April - 21 May |
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| This is a year of expression and opportunity for you. You can make major progress in recouping some financial losses of this past year. Relationships go through changes that are actually a bit more romantic than you are used to having. Be fair to yourself in your desire to help others you could over extend yourself. The possibilities get even stronger by November when you will be in an extravagant mood. Watch your diet this year as weight wants to hang on. Like a big unshaggable ball and chain, baby. Perhaps a new exercise routine should be one of your New Year Resolutions. Also, avoid crisps this week. |
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Gemini
22 May - 21 June |
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| You will be called upon to take on some tasks this year that you said you never would do because of your desire to help others. This is not the time to back off or to be afraid. Courage is your middle name this year. Helping others with health problems may be a focus or you may have to swallow some pride and accept some help yourself. Later in the year, you will definitely have proof that angels are protecting you. But don't worry - it's you just having a nervous breakdown and hallucinating. |
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Cancer
22 June - 23 July |
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| Let your heart shine this year. It is the time of new beginnings and a time for you to put that body back in shape. Love continues to grow in unexpected ways. You will find yourself doing more travel than usual and you might even find yourself making some new and unique friends with whom to socialize. Handy, because your current friends want to drop you like a ton of bricks. |
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Leo
24 July - 23 August |
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| You will find that this year could be a little more subtle than usual. Friends and associates are more cooperative. You can find that children prove to be confusing but just hold on -- everyone has to deal with the expression of independence from the younger ones. A fight with an old friend could suddenly be healed this year bringing you closer than you ever where before. But just at the last minute you're back to the fighting and this time you accidentally put them away for good, know what I mean? |
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Virgo
24 August - 23 September |
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| This is not an exciting year of change for you. Life doesn't get more interesting and you may find yourself not taking a little journey to the world of self-discovery. If you have been working on making changes, you will definitely won't see results. Investments could flower but then collapse. Put your heart on your sleeve and you will see that love finally does manifest in the way that you expected. Only joking. Only way you're going to meet someone is brush those teeth and loose the spare 20 kilos hanging off your arse. Lots of love. |
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Libra
24 September - 23 October |
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| Through the mist of the past comes an answer that will show you the path to your future this year. A burden that you have been carrying will become lighter and you will feel the love in your life that you thought was lost to you. Others may seem less interesting so it is time for you to consider moving on to greener pastures. The option to change is now available. Take heart and follow your heart. This can become one of the best years of your life. Make some memories. Actually, if you believe this it won't happen and your life will be just as meaningless as it was last year. |
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Scorpio
24 October - 22
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| Does the word change invite you? No. How about excitement? No. This is the year for you to take full advantage of opportunities and events that will change your life forever in very positive ways. As we are softly moving into the Aquarian Age for the most part, you can rush there with wings unfolded reading to be the clarion of what can really happen. Then fall flat on your face. Ha! |
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Sagittarius
23 November - 21 December |
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| Prepare to get happy. Time for you to put away your worries (well unless they give you comfort) and begin to enjoy the fruits of your labor. Projects that you have worked on for years will now succeed. New educational or career opportunities will bring back the zest that you have been missing. Start looking for love in all the wrong places may find you discovering the right person. Look to your friends for guidance but follow your own dreams. Between your birthday and July is a window of opportunity that you must follow your intuition in order not to miss. This is a great year for decorating or buying new things for your home. Basically, everything in your life is becoming good, perfect even and without worry. This worries you and rightly so and that's because your time is up buddy. Can't you smell it? |
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